Reasons He’s Not Texting You Back
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Description de l'évènement
Three Men To Avoid At The Bar
About Bad Guys And The Women Who Love Them
The Gangsta’s Guide To Watching Chick Flicks
When Your Valentine is Your Daughter
How To Date Like A Psychopath
What Women Find Irresistible
What Exactly Makes a “Good” Parent?
Who’s the No. 1 Woman in a Man’s Life?
Spouse or Parents…or Kids: Who Rank “First?”
We All Know That Black Girls Do That Right?
Modern Male Emasculation
The Surprising Power of a Simple Word in Dating
You know when you can’t breathe and your entire world is falling apart because you texted this guy ten minutes ago and he hasn’t responded but he responded to your last four texts within three minutes? You’re not really sure if he is your boyfriend yet or even if he knows your last name, but ignored texts can cause seizures and probably death from overthinking. Here are some reasons he’s not responding to help you get through nights of wet eyes:
1. He went to the movies to see Argo and Silver Linings Playbook and Lincoln back to back before the Oscars and he didn’t bring his phone because he is a respectable person who understands that blue phone light hurts eyes in a dark theater. When a man took out his iPad to tweet during Lincoln he got in a fight and now he’s in prison for murder.
2. He’s a secret astronaut and he had to go on a secret mission to Mars at the last minute and when he dropped his iPhone in space a meteor hit it and its pieces are Pluto’s new moons.
3. He went to the bathroom before realizing there wasn’t any more toilet paper. No one could hear him ask for a new roll and once his friend brought him one, he realized that he was super-glued to the toilet.
4. His friends wanted McDonald ’s but he wanted Taco Bell. He crossed the street to get there and logs in the back of a speeding truck rolled on top of him forced him into a ditch on the side of the road. A bunch of logs are on top of him right now so no one can see him and he can’t move, but he can feel his phone vibrating.
5. He’s eating a mammoth wheel of cheese in one sitting while watching Paul Thomas Anderson films with audio commentary and while watching “Boogie Nights” he decided to try to be a porn star so he got a new phone. When he met some female porn stars on set he realized he only likes you for your body.
6. When he checked his bank account right before he left to pick you up, he knew he didn’t have enough to pay for both of you. While he was depositing a check into the ATM, a man put a gun to head, walked him into the bank, and took everyone hostage. To prevent hostages from contacting police, the perpetrator took all cell phones and dropped them in a toilet in the back.
7. He was wondering how to respond to that turtle emoji you sent but then he started thinking about what it would be like to have a vagina and it turned into this whole thing.
About Bad Guys And The Women Who Love Them
The Gangsta’s Guide To Watching Chick Flicks
When Your Valentine is Your Daughter
How To Date Like A Psychopath
What Women Find Irresistible
What Exactly Makes a “Good” Parent?
Who’s the No. 1 Woman in a Man’s Life?
Spouse or Parents…or Kids: Who Rank “First?”
We All Know That Black Girls Do That Right?
Modern Male Emasculation
The Surprising Power of a Simple Word in Dating
You know when you can’t breathe and your entire world is falling apart because you texted this guy ten minutes ago and he hasn’t responded but he responded to your last four texts within three minutes? You’re not really sure if he is your boyfriend yet or even if he knows your last name, but ignored texts can cause seizures and probably death from overthinking. Here are some reasons he’s not responding to help you get through nights of wet eyes:
1. He went to the movies to see Argo and Silver Linings Playbook and Lincoln back to back before the Oscars and he didn’t bring his phone because he is a respectable person who understands that blue phone light hurts eyes in a dark theater. When a man took out his iPad to tweet during Lincoln he got in a fight and now he’s in prison for murder.
2. He’s a secret astronaut and he had to go on a secret mission to Mars at the last minute and when he dropped his iPhone in space a meteor hit it and its pieces are Pluto’s new moons.
3. He went to the bathroom before realizing there wasn’t any more toilet paper. No one could hear him ask for a new roll and once his friend brought him one, he realized that he was super-glued to the toilet.
4. His friends wanted McDonald ’s but he wanted Taco Bell. He crossed the street to get there and logs in the back of a speeding truck rolled on top of him forced him into a ditch on the side of the road. A bunch of logs are on top of him right now so no one can see him and he can’t move, but he can feel his phone vibrating.
5. He’s eating a mammoth wheel of cheese in one sitting while watching Paul Thomas Anderson films with audio commentary and while watching “Boogie Nights” he decided to try to be a porn star so he got a new phone. When he met some female porn stars on set he realized he only likes you for your body.
6. When he checked his bank account right before he left to pick you up, he knew he didn’t have enough to pay for both of you. While he was depositing a check into the ATM, a man put a gun to head, walked him into the bank, and took everyone hostage. To prevent hostages from contacting police, the perpetrator took all cell phones and dropped them in a toilet in the back.
7. He was wondering how to respond to that turtle emoji you sent but then he started thinking about what it would be like to have a vagina and it turned into this whole thing.
Début de l'évènement
25.11.2021
Fin de l'évènement
28.11.2021
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